At the parlour the man next to me was having the Rizla logo put on his shin. "Why?" asked the tattooist. "Cos I'm a puff 'ead in't I?", he roared. Then he went, "Woah. Head rush", and fainted. "Only blokes faint," the tattooist said. The puff 'ead couldn't stand his own humiliation and decided to project it on to the nearest female: me. "I bet I scared you, didn't I?" he said.
Women with full sleeves are common now, as in plentiful. In my day we were common as in trashy. "That's your warrior side," my female friends said. No – for my martial spirit comes from within. A few years ago I went to the Royal Free hospital to talk about removal. The doctor was unwilling. "You did a big, bold thing in getting it done," he said. "Now be big and bold in living with it."
2. It will take months—if not a year or more. Tattoos don't just disappear after a once-over with the laser. (I wish!) I've had six sessions, and I'd wager that I need about five more, despite the fact that my initial estimate was six to eight sessions. It takes a long time to complete because each time the tattoo is lasered, particles are broken down and digested by the body's immune system. The regeneration period is up to eight weeks, and the next time you go, the laser breaks down new particles of pigment. And so on and so forth.
Another common smaller tattoo for people to get is a simple letter. The letter P may symbolise the persons first name, someone’s name that’s important to them or even the periodic symbol for Phosphorus. There are thousands of fonts to choose from and luckily with letters it’s easy to test them out on your computer before you pick which one will look best.